I wrote this sometime ago on another blog and felt completed to repost it here.
My brother and I were having a conversation and the different uses of the word fuck came up…..So I felt compelled to spell some of them out for him…..Now I am sure I forgot some so please feel free to add the ones I have forgotten……
Insurance fraud: I got fucked by my agent.
Happiness: I got fucked by my girlfriend.
Dismay: Oh fuck it.
Frustration: Fuck.
Amazement: Well, fuck.
Trouble: I guess I’m fucked now.
Aggression: Fuck you.
Passive: Fuck me.
Anger: Fuck it.
Confusion: What the fuck is going on?
Difficulty: I can’t understand my fucking homework.
Curiosity: What the fuck are you doing?
Despair: Fucked again.
Uncaring: Who gives a fuck?
Religious: Holy fuck!
Incompetence: He’s all fucked up.
Laziness: He’s just fucking around.
Rebellion: Fuck off.
Romantic: Let’s fuck.
Fear: Oh fuck.
Displeasure: What the fuck is happening?
It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He’s a fucking asshole.
It can be used to suggest ideas: Go fuck a tree,
It can be used to tell time: It’s fucking 5:30
It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job?
It can have maternal connections: Motherfucker.
It can be nautical: Fuck the admiral.
It can be political: Fuck Trudeau.
It can be medical: Re-fucking-tarded.
It can open the door to new relationships: Let’s fuck.
It can enhance the meaning of a word: Beauti-fucking-ful.
Mechanization of My Mind 